What's that now?

I've never imagined myself working in an office until I moved up to NYC and thought, "Hey, I'd like to work in an office!" And there began my journey to working in an office. Now you may ask "aren't you the artsy, eccentric, crazy, sometimes a little bit obnoxious type?" And I'd say "Your face." But all of that is besides the point. What I want to explore today are the office do's and don'ts of working in an office with me.

1. Never (EVER O.O) steal my pens. This one is universal, but just in case you forget, remind yourself to try not to look like this guy.

This guy got the full wrath.

2. What's in my desk, should stay in my desk, even if it is yours. 

3. If I offer you cat butts, you take the cat butts. If you don't know what cat butts are, then you are missing out on a good thing.

I know I just ruined your whole idea of what they were. Sweetened cat butts are the best.

4. Things that are labeled with my name are taken. Sometimes people don't know how to read, so I gladly make sure that things referenced are in my desk. Refer to #2 for details.

5. If I laugh, you laugh, we all laugh, then I stop.

6. Refer to #1.